Friday, November 20, 2009

If You're Like Me...

... then you've wanted to chug as much grape Dymatapp as you possibly can since you were 2. But, unfortunately, have never actually committed since its, well, medicine. That is... UNTIL NOW. Japan had the sagacity to take that whole medicine problem out of the sweet, delicious nectar that is the essence of Dymatapp, and put it in a little glass bottle. This product is called Lipovitan D, and because of it, life is good. And, as an added bonus, its a good deal stronger than Red Bull, so far as
"energy drinks" go.

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  1. AnonymousNovember 23, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    You ought to try TIOVITA 2000, it's a madman compared to RipobitanD.

    Energy? Can you read the label? The stuff's on the border of being illegal in most countries. Caffeine, nicotine, vitamins, amino acids, and a bunch of sugar water. All they'd need to do is add a touch of codeine and ephedrine and you'd get a mini-speedball in a bottle.

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  2. TyrannosaurusjrNovember 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    How is that not metal?

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