I Rip It Hard

Like porno flick bitches.

Sitting in my room in Higashi-Ikebukuro (Ikebukuro is a stop on the Yamanote line in Tokyo about 5 stops north of Shinjuku) about to start the future-New Years wackiness in Shibuya, first, bars, and then at least 2 different clubs. Shits gonna be rad over here in Tokyo, just as I'm sure its gonna be pretty heady over there with you guys. Have a good time, yinz, and think about how fucking weird it is that we're about to enter the 2nd decade of the 21st century. I want my lightsaber already.

Happy fuckin' new year!