Saturday, April 25, 2009

Andrew, Your New Favorite Show

Below is the "Crimp Off" from The Mighty Boosh:

Is This Dude My Future?

I certainly hope not.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/1138011689.html

But, i'm glad that "I do not have roaches because of a clean apartment and the exterminator comes every month. If fumes are too strong will open the window. " and that "You should have the following characteristics: - Team player person, patient , tolerant, calm, disciplined, EMPLOYED, drug and disease free. I have all of the above behaviorial characteristics. VERY COMPATIBLE A PLUS. I have attached a photo of me. "

Ladies and Gentleman, The Ultimate Roomate:

Thursday, April 23, 2009

People are talking about the Japs and the Gay, so...

Boom. Hard Gay.



Also, once it is done uploading to Mediafire, I'm going to post the best comic series I've read thus far into my comics-phase thing. I think I mentioned it earlier, but its called Y: The Last Man, and it is aweeeeeeesome. I think Matt Nye bought "The Pride of Baghdad" junior year, which is by the same dude.

Investment Advising

So guys,

During these tough times, there are also opportunities to make butt-loads of money from undervalued stocks and real estate etc. May I recommend a financial advising firm for you: M Kapital Syndicate AG. Its legit. Thx.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Just Tryin' to Have a Weird Time

Remember that? haha, yeah. So I got a text message from Ken a couple weeks ago. I was about to go to bed, when I recieved these words: Hey Jonah. I'm just letting everyone close to me know that it has taken me a long time to figure what who I am and that person is a homosexual and I am proud.

I didn't know whether it was a joke or not, so in order to play it safe, I responded: Terrific! Always happy to hear positive news. When are you coming to New York to celebrate? I figured it was smart to stick with positivity which can teeter on the brink irony and sincerity depending on the truth behind the original message.

I told my girlfriend about it, and being the idealist san-francisco homo-loving hippie she is, she was happy to hear about Ken's coming out of the closet and was surprised at my suggestion that this could be a joke. So I sat in ambiguity about Ken's sexual preference for a while. I mean he's a weird dude, y'know?

It turned out that Peter and some Narc wrote this message to me. I was a little weirded out about the whole deal, being taken a fool and considering one of my best friends from college made a life-altering decision and looking back at our relationship in retrospect, but then i got to thinking...we could have all benefited from a gay friend!

First of all, the joke quotient would've been huge. I mean we've all really taken the Jew jokes for granted, what with Andrew and I being such good sports. We've also been pretty lucky to have Matt Nye around but lord knows THAT gets old after a while. Wouldn't it be bitchin to explore the world of gay jokes with an actual gay friend?! Second of all, think of all the super-cool gay night clubs we could go to, y'know, just to make Ken feel comfortable. Finally, and most obviously, the emotionally detached and free anal sex is the ultimate plus to it all.

What The Fuck, Matt K.

You are the master of all things Japanese and Awesome. Why did I have to find this?



Please, Enjoy.

-Andrew


P.S. This is from the same website as the first, and is less funny but more uncomfortable:

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Crucial Omissions From: A Story You Might Know

When the cops+fire truck arrived, we threw the empties into the lake. One of the cops told me to jump into the water and fetch them, which is certainly one of the stupidest things a cop has ever told an inebriated college student. Nonetheless, I started to strip, fantasizing about the opportunity to swim to the other side and evade justice, but he took back his order and lined us up. We were all given a speech about the future; particularly our future. This speech ended with a really meaningful pause before the striking words "Go to your fate".
We started to walk back up the hill when I saw Ari behind some bushes whispering "Are they gone?"
I responded "No" and tried to wave her away as discreetly as possible but she must have seen this as a sign to reveal herself. It was at this point that she was booked.
When we were finally back at South Main, about to be released, one of the cops made the uncanny observation that i was wearing a bulky backpack with lots of things in it. Those things turned out to be full beer cans. They made us pour out the beer in the driveway of the Purple House. We then went to our fate.

Andrews coming to Brooklyn this weekend. These guys are playing at an ill spot in Manhattan, Santos Party House. It's $10. Show up
http://www.myspace.com/hypnoticbusiness

A Story You Might Know



Saturday, April 11, 2009

I Already Got a Space Baby



The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: movie, or documentary about babies?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

New Music

Here is a link to the myspace of the music I am playing here in vermont, with my friend Ben.


we wanted a really pretentious band name, and this one has parentheses, is lowercase, and is properly punctuated - how can you beat that? We recorded our first album tonight, it's six songs long and half an hour, and it's called "Behold The Spirit." When I'm all done mixing it (mid-next week I hope) I'll upload it to mediafire or something, and post a link here. We have a show coming up on May 2nd here in Montpelier, not that any of you live nearby anyway but you never know. Anyway, that is all.

(almost to 100 posts.)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Andrew Told Me To

So here's my most recent post over at lucidmedia. I'm kind of on a one-pittsburgh-one-japanese-one-foreign album kick at the moment, so for this post I've got Mainliner (Tokyo), Io (Pittsburgh), and The Birthday Party (Australia) up. Also, lucid started posting comics every once in a while, most recently "Y: The Last Man" and "Transmetropolitan." The former, as you can probably guess, is about the last dude (read: not last chick) alive on earth, and the latter one is kind of like Hunter S. in the future. Both are pretty good, although if I had to pick a favorite of the two I'd definitely go with Y.

Link:
http://lucidmedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/mainliner-mellow-out-if-theres-anybody.html

Monday, April 6, 2009

Matt Ketchum

Highlights








These are in reverse order. I'll probably put the rest up on the FB sometime soon. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Question

Does James still have that photoshopped picture of me running for whatever that position was at hobart?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

You absolutely must read this (its only one page)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxingandmma/3026999/Boxing-Tysons-complicated-world.html