Wednesday, April 1, 2009

You absolutely must read this (its only one page)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxingandmma/3026999/Boxing-Tysons-complicated-world.html
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  1. JamesApril 2, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    Ah man he's like the craziest person I've ever heard of. This article is interesting and well written. I like that the author does very little to dissect Tyson's mind, because, really what does go on in his head? It leaves the insanity of it all open for the reader to take in.

    Here are some of my favorite Tyson Quotes.

    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

    "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

    “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

    “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

    [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

    "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

    "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

    "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

    "I just want to conquer people and their souls."

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  2. JamesApril 2, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Oh man. The funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie trailer is at the end of this. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810044687/trailer

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