Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Crucial Omissions From: A Story You Might Know

When the cops+fire truck arrived, we threw the empties into the lake. One of the cops told me to jump into the water and fetch them, which is certainly one of the stupidest things a cop has ever told an inebriated college student. Nonetheless, I started to strip, fantasizing about the opportunity to swim to the other side and evade justice, but he took back his order and lined us up. We were all given a speech about the future; particularly our future. This speech ended with a really meaningful pause before the striking words "Go to your fate".
We started to walk back up the hill when I saw Ari behind some bushes whispering "Are they gone?"
I responded "No" and tried to wave her away as discreetly as possible but she must have seen this as a sign to reveal herself. It was at this point that she was booked.
When we were finally back at South Main, about to be released, one of the cops made the uncanny observation that i was wearing a bulky backpack with lots of things in it. Those things turned out to be full beer cans. They made us pour out the beer in the driveway of the Purple House. We then went to our fate.

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