important things re: capes the cod

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ok attn all squidbrains:

-melanie and i will be arriving in boston thursday night via MEGABUS which you should imagine as just this six-lane-wide 20-ton earth destoryer of mass transit, MEGA enough to make mad max piss himself. bill kelly's gonna pick us up, i think.

-ari (& matt via the magic of girlfriend proxy) have graciously agreed to drive us down to the cape friday. if collin wakes up that morning from uneasy dreams to find he's suddenly sprouted pubic hair, perhaps he and deidre will join us. either way, we'll be there, in various states of drunken comas, by like say early evening.

-cape weekend veterans know that, while the house rarely wants for alcoholic beverage, food is sometimes oddly scarce. well let's just say we'll need stuff. such as:
1. munchables such as chips, crackers, cheese, whatever, delicious things to snack on, think things you'd enjoy while drunk, you'll probably be drunk, sure we've all grown up but let's call a spade a spade, i don't mean that in like a racist way.
2. more "staple foods" like eggs, milk, butter, pasta, etc. i'm sure we'll eat out a bit but we aren't all fanciest men/women alive just yet (working on it)
3. yeah drink things are always welcome. especially if you prefer something specific like cosmopolitans (ken) or smirnoff ices (james)
4. solo cups, ping pong balls.

-i'm excited! the weekend's gonna be great and i can't wait to hear ken's tales of bisexual dating.