Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Movie Idea

The Future. The polar icecaps have not melted, and we are not entirely underwater. Al Gore’s crusade against greenhouse gasses in an effort to stop ebb global warming has succeeded and fostered a new environmentally conscious society. Beginning in 2008, the world no long elects conservative leaders but rather Barack Obama becomes a symbol of the perfect leader after which all other elected officials are modeled. Pollution is outlawed. World peace is achieved. Prisons become vacant save a few of the most hardened criminals. Hunger and starvation are but footnotes in history. Most importantly of all, there is no more litter on our streets—no landfills to be found. The Future. All garbage is shot into the sun.

The Future. Al Gore’s vision has become a reality and the world has become a utopia until one day it becomes earth’s worst nightmare. That’s right. A canister of space-garbage causes a chemical reaction that halts the fusion reaction taking place on the sun. What was once a battle against global warming has turned into a race against global chilling. The source of all life on earth has been extinguished! Something needs to be done but there is no time to train astronauts for this mission. With a ban on pollution, starting fires became highly illegal, Jack London’s To Build a Fire was banned, and the ability to do so fell out of common knowledge. We must call upon the arsonists in our prisons to re-light the sun!

6 comments:

  1. my god i forgot about how much i liked this idea

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  2. FUCKING AWESOME. AWESOME. Once again James Wilby has proven that you don't need the backing of major corporation or public to see your dreams realized, you just need JAMES MOTHER FUCKING WILBY.

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  3. I'm pretty sure that's kind of what Sunshine was about. Minus the whole pollution thing.

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  4. Yes,
    Disappointingly a guy at work told me that too.

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  5. Sounds like Obama's campaign adds/ his current TV infomercial on health care/ a Simpson's Tree House of Horrors episode when they outlawed guns. Ripping off Obama seemed to work for Pepsi, and stealing ideas from the Simpson's worked for Family Guy. Count me in on financing it. Although, I am worried it sounds a little too original.

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  6. with funding from the Gentleman from Pennsylvania Vincent DeFabo (R) we're sure to make one billion dollars.

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