SEASONALLY unemployed

Meaning the month of January has been a whooooole lot of netflix (30 Rock=god, Twin Peaks=enthralling), not-great video games, a couple movies and failing to find a good date through OKCupid.com (except i finally found a real cool chick who's totally into reiki and not shaving her armpits--score!). I figured I'd write a bit about video games and how remaining a Nintendo loyalist consists of Nintendo saying straight to my face "I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE! BUY TENCHU AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I started writing a blog for a video game site a while ago, and found that my first three posts basically consisted of bitching about Nintendo Wii games, and then I realized: the only two game discs I bought in the year of 2008 were Smash Bros and Fire Emblem. These were the only remotely hardcore games of 2008. I started writing reviews for all the great WiiWare games, like Megaman 9, World of Goo and Lost Winds...meanwhile the rest of the world is playing Fallout 3, Fable II, Gears 2 and basically good games, meant for people who play games.

Let's take a look at the Wii games of the past few months:

SpongeBob SquarePants Featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom

holy shit i could stop right there, but lets continue...

Ski and Shoot

Pirate's Quest: Hunt for Blackbeard's Booty

Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

The average rating for a Wii game in the month of January out of 10.0? 

A bunch of hippies cooking a boot.

So right now I'm playing yet another WiiWare game. It's actually terrific though. Sin and Punishment is a fucking riveting run and gunner that can have you on the edge of your seat during it's blood-boiling boss battles and most certainly laughing at the ridiculously pretentious super-Japanese story line

After one particularly bad-ass boss battle that ends with saving your friend, the hero says, "Silly! You could have just teleported out of there!"

Duh!

Subway Non-Fiction

is my blog of exactly what it sounds like. check that shit.